You had me at “try cocaine”, but then, when I got to “masturbate, obviously”,I knew I would be a subscriber. Then I read about your upcoming classes! I’m in the Book Project! I’ll make a point to run into you at some point or take a class. This was excellent!
Madonna one said, “I have my most contemplative moments while sitting on the toilet.” I love that inspiration comes to you while pooping, too! 💩
LOVE. I'm my most productive on toilets and planes. I wish there were writing residencies on both.
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the word “stuck” 😂 😳
Hahaha! That would be a new angle...
It’s weird, whenever I try the pomodoro method I also crave pasta...a lil crushed garlic, some basil...
Try cocaine - haha. Have you tried that and then written!?
You had me at “try cocaine”, but then, when I got to “masturbate, obviously”,I knew I would be a subscriber. Then I read about your upcoming classes! I’m in the Book Project! I’ll make a point to run into you at some point or take a class. This was excellent!
Any research on doing cocaine in the shower? Seems like a no-brainer.